08 January 2011

LIST 184) Three things for the record, just sayin'

1.  If I ran a psychic readings storefront, the sign would NOT say "walk-ins welcome, please ring bell." Rather, it would say "come on in, we've been expecting you," and the door would be unlocked.

2.  If I had a line of nail polish colors*, the clear one would be named "Emperor's New Clothes."

3.  I want to open a laundromat that allows customers to dye clothes in the washing machines.  It would be named Dye-O-Rama.  Other features would include a gallery of dioramas and a really really small section called the miniature shop.

*for some funny stuff, check out stupidnailpolishnames